ok I was just telling my sisters about the Vito Russo test and I was trying to say "one of the founders of GLAAD," but instead I said "one of the flounders of Gad" which is an extremely fun phrase to say. So of course we imagined the live action Little Mermaid remake but with Josh Gad as Ariel, and he spends the whole movie managing his swarm of Flounders (who of course include Vito Russo). And actually this movie would pass the Vito Russo test because now Ariel is gay for Eric, but being gay is not his primary character trait; his primary character trait is managing all his Flounders and their various fish problems. It's called "The Flounders of Gad" and they go on quests and stuff. And none of them are actual flounders, they're all different types of fish who are just named Flounder -- except Vito Russo, who is a flounder named Vito Russo.
You know it would be really funny if Luo Bingqiu are considered to be a really cringe couple in the demon realm whereas Moshang are like...epic lovers
Like if you ask a demon about Shen Qingqiu they'd be like: "Sure, I guess he's a peak lord but he died a lot. Weak. Why would you take someone who can't take torment as a spouse? Also he doesn't scheme at all AND he and Lord Luo are all soppy with each other. And he's never murdered anyone for Lord Luo even once :( seems kinda cringe to me"
But if you ask about Shang Qinghua they're like "He took the beating of Mobei Jun for years! Three times a day I heard! That's old school romance that is! And he fought off Linguang-Jun twice! That's not to mention the scheming and cruelty he employed when helping his lover exact revenge against his ancient foes! That's true love right there. That is a romance of the ages! They murder for each other a lot! True love!"
I like to think there is a Moshang equivalent of the regret of Chunshan but it's written by demons for demons
Maybe Sha Hualing writes it to snag her girlfriend idk
Whereas even though Bingqiu has it's detractors in the human realm it's still widely considered to be an epic pornography romance
While they probably find Moshang just confusing and out of left field

















