Sunshine on a Cloudy Day

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
knightotoc
knightotoc

ok I was just telling my sisters about the Vito Russo test and I was trying to say "one of the founders of GLAAD," but instead I said "one of the flounders of Gad" which is an extremely fun phrase to say. So of course we imagined the live action Little Mermaid remake but with Josh Gad as Ariel, and he spends the whole movie managing his swarm of Flounders (who of course include Vito Russo). And actually this movie would pass the Vito Russo test because now Ariel is gay for Eric, but being gay is not his primary character trait; his primary character trait is managing all his Flounders and their various fish problems. It's called "The Flounders of Gad" and they go on quests and stuff. And none of them are actual flounders, they're all different types of fish who are just named Flounder -- except Vito Russo, who is a flounder named Vito Russo.

Pinned Post the flounders of gad gonna put that in my bio and pin this as an explanation sibling tag the little mermaid
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ineffectualdemon

You know it would be really funny if Luo Bingqiu are considered to be a really cringe couple in the demon realm whereas Moshang are like...epic lovers

Like if you ask a demon about Shen Qingqiu they'd be like: "Sure, I guess he's a peak lord but he died a lot. Weak. Why would you take someone who can't take torment as a spouse? Also he doesn't scheme at all AND he and Lord Luo are all soppy with each other. And he's never murdered anyone for Lord Luo even once :( seems kinda cringe to me"

But if you ask about Shang Qinghua they're like "He took the beating of Mobei Jun for years! Three times a day I heard! That's old school romance that is! And he fought off Linguang-Jun twice! That's not to mention the scheming and cruelty he employed when helping his lover exact revenge against his ancient foes! That's true love right there. That is a romance of the ages! They murder for each other a lot! True love!"

I like to think there is a Moshang equivalent of the regret of Chunshan but it's written by demons for demons

Maybe Sha Hualing writes it to snag her girlfriend idk

Whereas even though Bingqiu has it's detractors in the human realm it's still widely considered to be an epic pornography romance

While they probably find Moshang just confusing and out of left field

ineffectualdemon

These tags by @oleanderedits deserve to be seen:

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shang qinghua mobei jun moshang shen qingqiu luo binghe bingqiu svsss
cheeseanonioncrisps

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any references for centaur foals? It's really hard to find any references that's not adults

theartingace answered:

Yea! Enjoy a dump of all my centaur babies!
They’re mostly a bit older drawings but I think they still hold up haha and I don’t think many people draw them cause they can be a little funky- what with the chunky little bodies on big ol spidery legs 😅 But I still think they’re cute 💜

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And a lot of my drawings of the bitties are in slings, as that’s how I built in infant care with an L-shaped infant 😂

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and of course, some goofy little baby Sunny doodles <3

mythical creatures art beautiful
aerialsquid
punk-pins

apparently this is not common knowledge among punk diy sewists but if you’re sewing patches / doing any sewing that requires pushing a needle through multiple layers of fabric, use a needle grip. they’re little rubber things that have excellent grip on the metal needle so you don’t have to pinch the needle as hard. you will save your fingers soooo much unnecessary pain.

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there’s two main types. the basic type is just a little circle of rubber that you fold around your needle, and the fancier type is a little rubber cap for your fingertips. they’re very cheap, under five bucks for the fancier kind and less for the basic, and they last forever. you can buy nice ones from your local craft store or steal them from the quilting section walmart idc. if you’re in a pinch (pun intended) and can’t go out, if you have a non-slip mat under a rug, cut off a little corner and that will work decently. please treat your fingers kindly <3

callboxkat
dathen

fhskjfkd I forgot that Dracula is not only climbing on the castle walls to leave the castle, but to go from room to room WITHIN the castle.

Given Jonathan says that a) every door is locked and b) all the locks are new, there is strong textual support that Dracula installed a bajillion locks all at once, then either lost some of the keys or threw them in a drawer without paying attention to which went where. Now it’s just easier to crawl on the walls than try to dig up the right key for any given lock.

(and then there’s a special layer of horror for all the locks being new—it means that they were all installed specifically to imprison and contain Jonathan)

dathen

Jonathan: The key MUST be in Dracula’s room!!

Dracula, taking his shoes off for the sixth time that day: I am beginning to regret throwing all the keys off the cliff so my pet solicitor wouldn’t find them…

dracula daily
kedreeva
kedreeva

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Congratulations to Wendy for passing her intake exam (mycoplasma test pending) and being the first of my birds to ever bite the vet for daring to touch her. This child is full on ready to hold her own in a fight. Upon arrival home, she got her last parasite med, and a pretty aqua bracelet to declare her a bird from Longfeather Lane.

ked my forst thought was literally omg what a beautiful leggy girl ive learned so much from your posts and your pets peafowl birds